Next Level Fried Bologna Sandwich

This is the “don’t overthink it” sandwich that somehow tastes like you planned it. Crispy-edged Whitt’s Place Beef Bologna, sweet-tangy Whitt’s Place Bread & Butter Pickles.

Makes

2 sandwiches (or 1 sandwich + no regrets)

Time

15 minutes


Ingredients

  • 2 thick slices Whitt’s Place Beef Bologna (about ½” thick is perfect)
  • 4 slices sandwich bread (white, sourdough loaf, or whatever you’ve got) We love Adorno’s of course!
  • 2–3 tbsp mayonnaise (Duke’s is the move)
  • 2–3 tbsp honey mustard (or yellow mustard if that’s your vibe)
  • Whitt’s Place Bread & Butter Pickles, sliced (a generous handful)
  • Fresh cracked black pepper (optional but excellent)

Instructions

1) Fry the bologna (the flavor happens here)

  1. Heat a skillet (cast iron or stainless) over medium-high.
  2. Add a tiny bit of butter or oil, then lay in the bologna slices.
  3. Cook 2–3 minutes per side, until deeply browned with a little crisp on the edges.

2) Sauce the bread like you mean it

  1. Lay out your bread.
  2. Spread mayo on two slices.
  3. Spread honey mustard on the other two slices (or swirl it like a fancy diner).

3) Build it

  1. On the mayo side, pile on the pickles.
  2. Add the hot bologna.
  3. Close with the mustard slice.

Slice, serve, and brace for happiness.


Optional “Make It Even More Ridiculous” Add-Ons

  • A slice of cheddar or pepper jack (melt it right on the bologna in the pan)
  • Thin sliced onion (quick sauté in the same skillet)
  • A tiny drizzle of hot honey
  • A dash of pickle brine in the pan at the end to deglaze (instant tangy “sauce”)

Serve with tots, chips, or whatever crunchy side is closest to your hand.